Who's is the real fool here?

(1) A man who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
(2) A guy who removes his shoes to enter a taxi
(3) A lady who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept
(4) An husband who watches news on tv and waves at a news reader
(5) A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because he forgot to give him sleeping pills
(6) A bank manager who lowers his tv volume because he wants to read a text message
(7) A man who sprays him self baygon to chase away mosquitoes
(8) A guy who polishes his shoes to take a passport size photo
(9) A yahoo boy who refuses to install application bcos he thinks it will make the laptop heavier